If FM was a woman...

thecompton · 06-17-2008, 02:26 AM

I picture her as someone who needs a major lift to keep the men interested. She now wears more make-up and fancier clothes, but she can't hide the advancing years anymore.

retired_sbartlett · 06-17-2008, 02:26 AM

All i know is that misssing open goals would not be a problem

retired_kimm · 06-22-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Klimowicz:
1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins)

2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning

3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you

4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement

5. easy to cheat on

6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you

7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc...

loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now...

hahah pure gold mate!

retired_carljoseph · 06-22-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by jakobx:
She would keep asking you about your ex-players before every match

Am I the only one who see's this as the funniest post in this thread

(not to mention most accurate)

retired_johncorle · 06-23-2008, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by manutdman666:
Princess Diana : Royalty Once - Now full of Bugs :p

:thup:

retired_Lisah · 06-23-2008, 12:41 AM

she would insist on more and more money in order to gain something that will later go on to regret.....

tryonix · 06-23-2008, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by phnompenhandy:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Nomis07:
If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions.

Well you can still play at the back if you prefer, or alternatively play up top if you're the conventional scoring type. Whatever position you like to play, it's good if she has excellent heading ability. </BLOCKQUOTE>

HAHA

good heading ability.... definately

retired_candycorncats · 06-23-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by Paul@neus:
Despite the suggestions otherwise, you would always believe a bigger pair up front would improve results!

That and as soon as we got her we would all be whinging about her, asking for "bugs and glitches" to be removed and eagerly anticipating the next one. As well as discussing the other options available and how pretty (FIFA manager) the other option looks, as well as her nice new "features" But we all know she hasn't got the depth and personality really, though a quick game would be interesting

:thup: :thup: