TheFuzzyOne

You would have 50 shots and only score twice.

You would give her a free role.

You would close down set to 'whole pitch'.

You would set the tempo to 'short and quick'.

Lastly, you would set focus passing through the middle.

phnompenhandy

Short and quick? Dear oh dear, you need to spend less time on FM and get out (or is that 'get in'? more )

jakobx

She would keep asking you about your ex-players before every match

Paul@neus

Despite the suggestions otherwise, you would always believe a bigger pair up front would improve results!

That and as soon as we got her we would all be whinging about her, asking for "bugs and glitches" to be removed and eagerly anticipating the next one. As well as discussing the other options available and how pretty (FIFA manager) the other option looks, as well as her nice new "features" But we all know she hasn't got the depth and personality really, though a quick game would be interesting

chopper99

If FM was a women I'd be screwed as I'd have two things wanting to watch utter nonsense on the telly and nothing to escape too! :eek:

santy001

If FM was a woman, I think there would be a lot more cases of domestic abuse lol, that and a lot of men on the floor in tears in sheer frustration.

Nomis07

Haha, brilliant.

Neji

The only thing better than FM, is new FM.

Queen of the Stevenage

The confidence issue would clearly be a factor.

trekman

If Fm were a woman I'd trade her in for a newer, fully functional model at the earliest available oportunity :eek: