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Old 06-16-2008, 11:24 AM   If FM was a woman... Post #11
 
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If FM was a woman...the two things that drive you crazy in life would be condensed into one...
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Old 06-16-2008, 01:57 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #12
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Originally posted by Klimowicz:
1. terrible dress sense until you get her some new clothes (skins)

2. keeps me up all night; headaches in the morning

3. expects you to know exactly what she wants but never tells you

4. goes all-out attacking when losing an arguement

5. easy to cheat on

6. keeps you going back for more when you know shes no good for you

7. "likes to beat man repeatedly", "tries tricks", "winds up opponents" etc...

loads more to come, but i think i hear her calling now...
utter class :cool: :thup:

Mind you, if FM were a woman, I'd have to get a washing machine and microwave since her skills are a little limited.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:01 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #13
 
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the first date wouldnt be worth mentioning.
the second date you would have hundred shots but never score
the third date be good, seeing as you learnt the 'corner trick' your mate has been bragging about.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:03 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #14
 
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If we believe some of those popular FM myths then the FM/woman's form would be randomly generated when you turn her off or on.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:09 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #15
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If you're a casanova, you'll turn her on every morning as soon as you wake up.

If you're a chav, you scratch your ar5e, belch and then boot her up :p
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:11 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #16
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pre (nicotine) patch you'll have loads of chances but never score
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:14 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #17
 
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Finishing, work rate, stamina, positioning, first touch, bravery, creativity, off the ball, agility and natural fitness would be the most important attributes.

Depending on what you're into, dribbling, free kicks, marking and aggression would also be important.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:18 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #18
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Finishing, work rate, stamina, positioning, first touch, bravery, creativity, off the ball, agility and natural fitness would be the most important attributes.

Depending on what you're into, dribbling, free kicks, marking and aggression would also be important.
So long as her dirtiness rating is 20 it really doesn't matter how lower league you are
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:25 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #19
 
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If FM was a woman, she would make you watch the full match, but all we want to see is the highlights

If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:31 PM   If FM was a woman... Post #20
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If FM was a woman there wouldn't be as many options for player positions.
Well you can still play at the back if you prefer, or alternatively play up top if you're the conventional scoring type. Whatever position you like to play, it's good if she has excellent heading ability.
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