retired_nahed

Don't you mean You'll get your GOAT?

retired_teeluv

He already has his goat with him, they are always together.

retired_tinkfaeree

No. I had to sacrifice my goat the last time Jehova's jews knocked on my door.

retired_tinkfaeree

or what are they called? Jehova's witnesses?

retired_corbettk4

Witnesses...

I will take this moment to make the next general assembly announcement, for all of those interested, Cosmo, Nobby and Blu...

creative36

My local JWs are getting a bit lazy, I think. They don't even bother trying to engage me in conversation; they just accept my "I'm not interested" and walk off.

Is it too much to expect a work ethic these days?

retired_dncrchck

Just get one of those "Give Blood" stickers, that ****s them right off.. The cnuts

retired_nahed

I just hang Garlic and a crucifix around the door. That keeps them away.

retired_tinkfaeree

I like talking to them, when I'm in the mood.
I have a couple bible verses in Aramic prepared, so when they ask if they may talk about Jesus, I'll just respond with the verses and ask the witnesses about their opinion about it. I haven't met one who was able to understand Aramaic, so I usually become angry and tell them to come back when they have read the bible in original languages (Greek, Aramaic, ..), and not some translation that might have lost 80% of the content.

retired_tinkfaeree

As for scouting:
It annoys me a bit that they return after 2 days already and found maybe 1 or 2 players. What's up with them? that's not a scouting trip!