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Since your players are made of pure, 100% crap, follow this instructions to achieve sucess as a LLaMa:
Murder your players in their sleep with chopsticks. If those are not available, a nail clipping device should do the job.
Then gather all the resulting crap and bury it on your crappy pitch where your team used to run around in some disgusting procedure that loosely resembled football. That should fertilize the soil.
Proceed to grow the crops of your choice. Irrigate them carefully, and sell the goods.
That should bring you more profit than whatever it is you thought you were doing before.
Ok,I know many of you clicked on this ready to crucify me. I'm aware that this may not be funny at all, and that i might have wasted everybodys time. I´m drunk and i´m going to bed now.
Best tactic for LLM 
Linear Mode
