Season 2018/2019 Workington...applied for and offered, subsequently accepted.
They're happy to have a World Class manager at the club...so happy they're paying me £170 a week for two years
Six members of staff jacked when I left Stoke, and in a unanimous show of loyalty none of them would even consider joining me at Workington.
Anyways, the first team squad's abysmal, the reserves are rejects from a prosthetic limb testing site, and the youngsters look like odd laddies.
With all the patience and persistence of a boulder, after about five attempts we managed to sign two scouts, an AssMas (I should say "We signed an arse, man") and three coaches.
The squad seemed to increas on July 1st, and it was then I found out the previous manager had arranged four free transfers, one of whom...a Northern Irish keeper, looked (and played) okay.
We also signed a couple of players during the season's break in January...a Scot from Queen's Park and an English bloke from Bromsgrove.
Setanta Shield, FA Trophy and FA Cup 4th round, 1st round and 4th round respectively.
4th round of the FA Cup looks respectable, but we played just one team from above the Conference level and were trashed 6-0 by Tottenham in the 4th round.
And so, after all that? We finished 12th in the BSN.