iamthequinn

The perfect update \o/

Moonshine

Chav?

Apparently Council House And Violent. A police term for um... them. thats what I heard

iajafer

Nah, let me tell you why.

There's no National Police SOP for a "Council House And Violent" case. Let me tell you why.

It's judgemental, it stereotypes council house tenants and the Association of Chief Police Officers would blow a gasket if it was routinely known, common knowledge. Let me tell you why.

We at the Ambulance Service had a commonly known acronym amongst other Health Care Professionals which was A.R.S.E. Positive.

It was used with patients that were likely to be troublesome in A&E, so was used on the handover.

"Hello Nurse. This is patient "X", he was picked up at *Blah* High Street, he's been assaulted, sustained a laceration to his forehead, not unconscious and he's A.R.S.E. Positive."

The nurse immediately understood that the guy was a mouthy drunk who'd cause bother...but it was never common knowledge amongst the Public and never admitted by the Ambulance Managers.

The Public wouldn't like it.

So, maybe the Cops in a certain area used C.H.A.V. amongst themselves to identify a certain social group, but there's no way it'd become common knowledge without an Officer being charged and a media outcry.

I heard that JFK was shot by the US Government from a grassy knoll.

the chocolate monkey experiment

I'm sure there's a crude and unsavoury Freddy Mercury joke in their somewhere.

iajafer

Season 2042/2043

Board expectations...who gives a **** what the Board expected???

Gimme some bloody transfer money and I may live up to your weeny expectations, until then I've done pretty bloody well with free transfers and sales

Oh...5th place in League 1, lost out in the playoffs, quarter finals of the League Cup, last 32 of the FA Cup, Johnston's...oh, who gives a ****

Sancho

Nice, let me know when you start getting fed with yer Rovers... It will happen you know...
KUTGW!

iajafer

Sub-update

December 12, 2043, my position became untenable.

We were in 4th position in League 1 and our two free(ish) scoring SCs were crocked for 3 and 6 months respectively and our DC fell foul of his cruciate ligament for God knows how long, at 34 it's probably near career ending.

I decided, made a conscious decision, to ask for transfer funds and not to take "no" for an answer.

So...I requested, they refused, I waved an ultimatum in their coupons, and they sacked me.

December 16th, not a man to steep in my misfortune, I took over at Welling United in the Conference South...or BSS or whatever the damn they call it.

I was surprised and delighted to see one of my ex-charges in the squad, an SC from Holywood...Good Scot, although he's 32 and a wee bit slow now.

Klipdrift

I thought this would be a new update but it was the Jockmod changing his update-title, again...

KUTGWavingUltimatumsAtYourBoardW!

Claret

Bunch of arses, like yer style

Alls well that ends well.

Ryan,,,

Unless the Albion slipped into the Isthmian League why did you not choose to manage them?

And who cares where Chav actually came from, as long as thyre all shot im happy