Fellas
God created laptops for a reason. Rest it on her back whilst you're making sweet love to her bottom! That way she gets to spend quality time with you, and you get the best of both worlds!
Seriously though, I'm married with a newborn daughter and I still find time to play. Anyone with a girlfriend already calling the shots should put their foot down. If you give 'em an inch, they'll take a yard!

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Classic!!!
my laptop lets me sit on the couch next to my wife, so i'm there in body if not mind.
I'm married so i don't know what "sweet lovin" is anymore.