The more exotic, the better. But I also want my tiny club to shine on the highest podium of them all one day, the CL. So I think Eastern Europe is my first port of call, although Austria or Switzerland might be contenders, too. I'll let the exact country depend on
-the number of leagues. The more, the better, the longer the way to glory.
-the crappyness of the general facilities. The smaller the stadiums, the better.
-the crappyness of the players. The less double figures, the more attractive things are