retired_pmetzger1

I'm worried about my new centre forward.

6 games in he finally gets his first goal for us:

"He's overjoyed with that one. He runs over to the fans. He throws both arms into the air."

All I can think is "I hope someone picks them up and gives them back to him".

Obviously they did. 6 minutes later he scores again: "He slides on both knees and throws his fists in the air".

retired_lastdietever

Maybe he was a terrorist? Was there an amnesty on?