retired_mikateko

My eldest daughter lives in Hammersmith. On the top floor of a 5 storey house with no elevator.

If she were to attend a conference club, which would be closest to her?

Also, if anyone here makes lewd suggestions about my daughter, who could I contact to break their legs?

retired_drumcook

Barnet maybe? From Hammersmith, Piccadilly line to Kings Cross, then Northern Line to High Barnet. The ground is 2 minutes walk from the station.

retired_mikateko

Thanks Cob.

retired_sandra

Barnet is currently. However, Kingstonian is far closer if you have play an older version that they are in the Conference.

retired_insjat

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nobby_McDonald:
Barnet is currently. However, Kingstonian is far closer if you have play an older version that they are in the Conference.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
If your going to include older versions then Fulham are the closest, back when they were in division 3!

retired_sandra

Since when has Division 3 been the Conference?

retired_trac

Once a year on its' annual holiday.

But it's usually so short that no-one notices.

retired_solecito

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nobby_McDonald:
Since when has Division 3 been the Conference?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
But in those days of CM the Conference wasn't included.

retired_sandra

Whether it was or it wasn't, this guy is asking for a Conference club. So the mere notion of Fulham is ridiculous.

KingsbayYHPE

The use of a and a generally means the post was tongue-in-cheek, Nobby,