Yeah, fantastic idea, I'd love the opportunity to apply for the job of Burton Albion's tea lady.
Just think, I could make important decisions about the mix of water and milk, whether or not to wear a hair net and pinny, and develop much better skills in slicing oranges.
You never know I might even get head-hunted by a Premier League team. Or even better I could serve such great tea that it would guide the lads all the way to glory from their lowly beginnings.
Add this feature right now. Meanwhile I'll go buy a flowery dress and call myself Mrs Haberdasher. (Please detect the note of sarcasm)
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