retired_cherndon711

Sorry. That should be "pÃ*ss"

retired_mdibrell

What's that got to do with WonkeyDonkey? Or should I not ask?

When I was living in Britain those little bolloxes would liven up Kids TV at least and one of them looks like he might play LLM.

Well he looked like a poof at least...

KingsbayYHPE

Well, strange you should mention Kids' TV, 'cos that's where the deadly duo started a "competition" called "Wonkey Donkey" where an animal would be dressed up in an unusual manner...erm...and you'd..uhm...have to guess the..ahem..dodgy name of it.

Like dressing a ewe in lipstick and a basque and calling it a "cheap sheep" or running over a moggie in a roadroller and calling it a "flat cat".

Get the hideous picture?

retired_mdibrell

I like it, now if only I was Welsh..... or from Fife

KingsbayYHPE

Aye, when a Fifer talks about his "bitch"...:eek:

Rhodesian Ridgeback, wasn't it?

retired_cherndon711

I was born in Fife....Dunfermline. Moved after 6 months, and been in Poofland ever since.

retired_mdibrell

..indeed. Caught by his wife with her on the porch.. in the missionary position. :eek:

During his divorce case he said that he was having social problems because of the incident.

I should fubbing thinks so as well. Can you imagine the stick he would get down the pub..

retired_healthybreanne

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iajafer:
You've obviously been away from Britain too long, alki, and don't know how soul-destroyingly irritating that pair of Geordie poofs are...and they're everywhere now

I hate Ant and Dec with a passion I usually reserve for manufactured pop music <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They live just round the corner from me. They have houses next door to eachother (is that gay or is that gay?). In the pub, I see them with their hangers on - they make me want to throw up

retired_pmetzger1

Haven't their mums taught them to take their clothes off the hanger before wearing them?

retired_healthybreanne

I haven't seen much evidence of it. I always get them mixed up - is it Ant or Dec who looks like someone has put a bicycle pump in his ear and overinflated?