I'm in the same boat as the JockModBloke. She knows I'm here, she doesn't like it, but the other half puts up with it as she has no other choice.
Standard run of the mill wife quotes:
"You love that game more than you do me"
"The people you talk to must be gay, the way they say poof all the time"
"It is just a silly game, it's just words and numbers"
Ye old female trick of trying to give you a guilty complex. Much to Cheryl's frustration, it doesn't work any longer.
And DJ's words are so true. Never ever get into a mind game fight with a women. Thats thier speciality, and any man who tries to compete in thier backyard is either very brave or very foolish.