You're assuming that the match engine actually models such an event in order to trigger the line of commentary.
Only someone from SI involved in the coding can say one way or the other if it is modelled (bumpy pitches, divots).
And if they claim it is then the question becomes would you believe them as all you can see are circles
TBH I would be very disappointed if I ever learned that SI implemented commentary lines that could act as a smokescreen for failings in the match engine or to allude to complexities that don't actually exist in the modelling process. Not being of the cynical nature I don't believe this is the case
Slightly off topic but if anyone from SI happens to read this is the game coded as a 3-D model and we get the top down view?