KingsbayYHPE

You know...the one on the Loony Toons Cartoon that races around like a daftie trying to catch the dog and the cat and any other mortal thing because Foghorn Leghorn's told him he isn't a chicken?

My Scout's like that.

I sent him to God's own Country to scour the Highlands, the Lowlands, the Borders, the Orkneys, Shetland and the Inner and Outer Hebrides for the cream of Scottish talent, and what does he find?

A feckin' 36y/o Georgian who's never played anywhere but Georgia and an Egyptian!!!

The weasel's gone! I'm trying to sign that wee chicken-hawk instead

retired_tinkfaeree

That problem is known and has to do with the fact that there is no talent in Scotland.

Solution: send scouts somewhere where talent exists.

KingsbayYHPE

You know, if I'd a million quid to lay on a dead cert I'd have put the lot on you saying that.

Predictable.

retired_holden

yeah but its still funny

retired_michelle147

I would go further to say that not only is there no talent in scotland but the players that are there can't be described as footballers either.

You probably expected me to say something like that.

I'm so predictable.

KingsbayYHPE

*yawn*

retired_holden

Hoots Mon!

KingsbayYHPE

Twice on the same day, Jon? I credited you with more creativity than that.

retired_tinkfaeree

Good that nobody yet mentioned that Ian is a huge fan of that ex-Liverpool() midfielder and thus also wears the same haircut.

btw. - of course I'm predictable, and that's a good thing. You wouldn't want that I was an unpredictable maniac running around, luring children with chocolate into the next wood.

KingsbayYHPE

Only children with chocolate? Trust an Austrian in Munich to nick sweets of a kid.