Shut it Pig!
I had something to do with men in spacesuits outside my office window investigating a strange white substance, which if you've ever been on Canal St. in NY you know is coke

, but some higher authorities felt otherwise and needed to shut down...oh, wait, that's a different story. Sorry.
Recycling was a mystery. May have related to me posting at home and at work as I was recylced posting one night at home. I posted the same exact post twice in succession which aroused suspicion and I was found out. I still blame Taips who was online at the time. Mkus had a hand in it as well.