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A friend of mine said he worked at the SI office's as a cleaner during the BETA stage of FM 2008.He said during his time he noticed weird things happening...
He told me one day he was asked to throw some old paper work in the furnace below the office's , so when he went down there he heard noises coming from a room so he decided to investige..well what he told me has me shocked !
He said he peeked round the corner and saw 2 workers fitting a head like device to GORILLA!! he heard one worker say ''day 45 subject 15 season 2065 Barnet'' and the ape thing started to go mental in the chair at this point he ran to the furnaces incase he was seen.
when he got there he found some paperwork that was not throw in the furnace and it said on it ''The subjects are showing expected behaviour.the test results are so far- 2 Monkeys relegated 3 Gorillas signed Pascal Cygan despite assistants advice 1 Chimpanze's brain exploded during 5th round FA cup loss''
I couldnt believe my ears! i was shocked and appalled and even more so when he said when one Ape creature won the champions league with Exeter City he had his anus probed! can SI confirm of deny this !!
I bet that took you hours to think of. That type of humour isn't really funny for many people. It's just deliberately random and off-the-wall. Which makes it boring. Don't give up your day job. Go and watch a Noel Fielding show. He does it 100% better.
Cannot believe this! SHOCKING 
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