KingsbayYHPE

Now, call me a suspicious old cnut, briaiaiain, but are you for real?

If you are, then the only way to make yourself attractive to other Clubs are:

1) Do well. Win Leagues, win Cups (they suck ass, you know), increase your reputation and eventually you'll have them hovering round you like flies round a shÂ*ite.

2) Wear high heels, fishnets and a basque.

retired_mrsjb

That's at least twice in the last few weeks you have told us of your women's underwear fetish, Ian. Do you need to start a confessional thread?

KingsbayYHPE

Have you been drinking?

retired_mrsjb

Not enough, clearly

retired_kswansonwoolf

Your stats have nothing to do with it, if that's what you think. It's all about your reputation, and choosing a nationality that fits the region you're playing in.

retired_mrsjb

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kfoolmoon:
.. and choosing a nationality that fits the region you're playing in. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Valid.

I know about that one to my cost

retired_priyaa_00

be French, It worked for that bloke at arsenal.
don't be french it didn't work to the liverpoo bloke.

have a dumb ass name it worked for a few.
but then again remember the short south amcerican at tottinghanm as he used to call them, he was a bit pants.

The only way to get to other clubs to want to sign you is to do as has been said.

BE BLO*DY GOOD AT YOUR JOB


PS if you want to move and your rep is sh*te go and find a club with a manager who is worse than you!!

retired_lovestoned4805

Step one - resign from your current club

Step two - remove the game CD from the Cd drive

Step three - Break the game Cd

Problem solved.

retired_priyaa_00

Step 4 take hammer to computer

retired_drumcook

Why do all of Briain's posts end with "any ideas?".

Any ideas?