OK, it's the UEFA Cup draw tomorrow.
I don't have a season ticket at Millwall this year, due to lack of funds and uni, so there's no way I'll get a ticket from them.
So, if we draw a team from the country of any of you European poofs, or somewhere you have links to, and you could get me a ticket in the home end, it would be sooooooooooo gratefully recieved.
Obviously if you get 2 I'll buy yours and ply you with vast amounts of alcohol while I'm out there in a massive show of gratitude.
I'll no doubt travel either way, so any poofs we're visiting can either arrange a chance for me to buy them a beer, or be sensible and leave the country!
I'm sure the regulars will back up my credidentals.
I've had a season ticket for the last 6 years, and have been to over 60 UK league grounds with Millwall, and been involved in no trouble whatsoever. As I'm sure that would be a slight concern for anyone even considering buying me a ticket.
Massive thanks to Ian for allowing me to post this as well.