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Old 07-25-2004, 04:02 PM   CM Rant Post #1
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I'll tell you what gets on my tits (Pt.V)

When I sign players I never offer a minimum release clause unless it's absolutely necessary, like when they've refused about 3 contract offers. I also never tick the AssMan contract renewal boxes, for obvious reasons.

During the close season it really riles me when the news item "Welshie Welshbloke has signed a new contract with Porthmadog" and, sure enough, there's a feckin' stupidly low minimum release fee in his contract. You try to re-negotiate and he's not interested, then some poofy feckin' Poofland Club come in and swipe him away for a pittance.

Don't give me the "oh but it happens in real life" pish, 'cos I'm not feckin' interested.

I sign the players, I offer the contracts, the game conspires to lose us our best players and potentially the League and CL.

...and another thing. I NEVER ask our players to feck about nearing the end of the game, they play 'til the final whistle as far as I'm concerned, but they insist in ****ing about with Freekicks and throw-ins, wasting time.

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Old 07-25-2004, 04:14 PM   CM Rant Post #2
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iajafer:
During the close season it really riles me when the news item "Welshie Welshbloke has signed a new contract with Porthmadog" and, sure enough, there's a feckin' stupidly low minimum release fee in his contract. You try to re-negotiate and he's not interested, then some poofy feckin' Poofland Club come in and swipe him away for a pittance. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I take it you holiday through the close-season? Big mistake, if so. The ass man will always offer new contracts to your players, and will always include an extremely low min. fee release clause. That's one of the reasons i hate holidaying, as the clan members can testify

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_I_ sign the players, _I_ offer the contracts, the game conspires to lose us our best players and potentially the League and CL. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, it has to do something to stop you, doesn't it? The AI tactical responses are rather predictable, so it's programmed to "cheat" on you using other means.
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:22 PM   CM Rant Post #3
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Look, I told you...I'm not interested. I'm ranting, it's irrational and requires no explanation or reasoning.

If you have a rant about anything CM, then join in, don't explain why it's happening, I know why it's happening, I'm just ranting about it!!!

Feckin' Greeks!
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:27 PM   CM Rant Post #4
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:46 PM   CM Rant Post #5
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Since they won the EC they have never been the same!
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:55 PM   CM Rant Post #6
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I'm trying to be helpful and soothing, and this is what happens

OK, OK.

FECKIN' SUPERKEEPERS

Just lost to Afan Lido, second in the league behind us. Their keeper is:

a)15 yo
b)His stats are pants
c)His previous form 5-7-6-6-5
d)His morale is "poor"

..and guess what happens

(Better, Ina?)
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kfoolmoon:


(Better, Ina?) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Old 07-25-2004, 04:57 PM   CM Rant Post #8
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Oh gawd!!! I know what you're saying...I empathise, Kostis...
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...and Ina's my Friday night name
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kfoolmoon:
FECKIN' SUPERKEEPERS
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I've worked up some stats for my current game, and it's not so much the Super Keepers that get me riled now, but the reverse: the Snowman Syndrome. Wherein your keeper flatly refuses to move for any shots that might come his way, thus generally conceding a goal to every shot on target.
Super Keeper + Snowman Syndrome =
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