retired_kswansonwoolf

No, the sun of a beach is always standing outside the penalty area

retired_mrsjb

This morning I'm annoyed about the yellow card suspension bug. My best DC got to 5 yellow cards in the Iberian Clan, which in Portugal is a two game suspension. At the end of the session he had just missed his third game of said two game suspension. We were top until he got suspended but didn't win any of those 3 games.


I'm also pretty riled about Kostis' voodoo doll (see the Iberian Clan thread for details), but SI can't do anything about that one

retired_kswansonwoolf

Yes, that's right. Blame it all on me. Your wingbacks are having the day off, whose fault is it? Mine. Your forwards can't hit an elephant from a 5 yards distance, whose fault is it? Mine.

retired_sroch3032

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Your forwards can't hit an elephant from a 5 yards distance, whose fault is it? Mine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must be a small elephant

retired_nelson

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kfoolmoon:
Yes, that's right. Blame it all on me. Your wingbacks are having the day off, whose fault is it? Mine. Your forwards can't hit an elephant from a 5 yards distance, whose fault is it? Mine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, there's your problem, there are elephant piles all over the pitch. Quite a hazard and very dsitracting to the players as well!

retired_mrsjb

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kfoolmoon:
Yes, that's right. Blame it all on me. Your wingbacks are having the day off, whose fault is it? Mine. Your forwards can't hit an elephant from a 5 yards distance, whose fault is it? Mine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes. You're to blame.

Every time you praise my team they lose. You're worse than the manager of the month award.

How else do you explain my two fullbacks (both star players, both in good form) vanishing simultaneously at a match you just happen to be watching?

For the record, I don't think you have anything to do with my forward's inability to hit the proverbial cow's arse with a banjo. I have problems with a lack of depth up front - my star FLC is having a lean spell and I have no-one to take the pressure off him.

retired_kswansonwoolf

Actually, you may have a point there :o

Who can forget this immortal moment? Humph's Leca playing their play-out final to avoid relegation:

[22:09] &lt;foolmoon&gt; Leca look like a good team, what are they doing in the playouts?
[22:09] &lt;Giziar&gt; oh dear
[22:09] &lt;Giziar&gt; own goal!

retired_sara maria

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Guinness79:
haha hopefully tomorrow I can make it to sign some new players <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLMAO.

That's the funniest thing I've read in months.

retired_sara maria

I'm taking bets now...who thinks Doug turned up?

answer to follow...

daye711

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Humph3:
In one particular game I had in my Welsh save, I'd had a thrilling game which had got to 2-2.

In the last minute of injury time, my striker gets clear of the defence, cleverly rounds the keeper. He just has to tap the ball into the unguarded net. Of course, he can't because the cheating ref BLOWS THE BLOODY WHISTLE FOR FULL TIME! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can better that! I've had my striker shoot at an unguarded net, the ball reach the line
and THEN the ref blows full time!

Of course when it happened to the opposition a few games later it didn't bother me so much