Picture the scene:
New into the Conference N/S scenario (and still surprised by its levels of crappiness), I set to choose the less crappy amongst the 'jewels' I have in.
13 matches into the season and some pre-made assumptions aren't really working as I suposed.
Yes, the team isn't performing that bad.
And yes, we've even won some matches away.
Why am I saying this guy has me crying into tears then?
Well, you know?
He
is our first choice striker (albeit slowly dripping into the bench as a freebie has joined us).
He looks quite as the standard of the league. Has played 9(2) matches even.
Alas, he hasn't scored a goal...

He couldn't score in a brothel!
In fact his goal tally is -2 goals in 10(2) matches now.
-2!!!!???
Yes!!
I decide to give him his last chance on the FA Cup (or was it Vase?) 3rd round fixture...
Not pleased with the low quality of his late displays (and perhaps frustrated because the oposition keepers deny him the glory) he decides to try a different approach now.
He resorts to bang the ball into his own goal!!!
2 frecking times in 3 minutes!
Enough said.
I'll only add I'm doing a Kostis with him...fine - criticise - demote to reserve - special 100 km jogging sessions to punnish him... ad aeternam!