iajafer

:eek:

ArgyleMan

:eek: So there is no Spoon, right?

seamus

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ArgyleMan:
not trying to brag, just trying to see how accurate the Ass. Man is. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

'twas aimed at the fool.

Church

I am trusting and naive and believe everything my assistant tells me.
Then I make an executive decision and carry on regardless.

Live Forever

I survey that I didn't conduct recently allegedly proved, categorically, that despite recent scientific breakthroughs in the field of bioelectric engineering, all Assistant Managers that come from poofland still tell lies no less than 80% of the time and half truths no greater than 5% of the time.

UELLfan

You forgot the 7.6% where they think they are right but in fact are true and the 7.6% where they don't know what to say.

UELLfan

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by UELLfan:
You forgot the 7.6% where they think they are right but in fact are wrong and the 7.6% where they don't know what to say. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sometimes I wish I had never met this Eve lass.

Live Forever

I didn't want to go into too much detail on the assistant managers for fear of tipping.

Its a well known rumour, which as well all know is as good as fact, that Mr Duffy programmed the Staff AI from a step by step feature on the back of a packet of Shreddies. Unfortunatly it didnt turn out like it looked on the front of the box so he put it into FM.

P.S. Why is the edit posts button disabled? I feel oppressed by the masses (of mistakes). Who do I have to kill to get my editing ability back? I'll do it you know, I have a GCSE in ART. ART DAMNIT.

seamus

Oh don't get Ian started about art degrees.

Live Forever

An art degree...well I thought I was dangerous a bit on the edge, a wee bit out there, some might even say unhinged but I must bow down before a true master now.

I thought I was a big fish in a big pond but now I see I am just a guppie, one day though my time will come...yes one day...when you least expect it and your attentions are taken by rumblings on the border with poofland...&lt;cue manical evil\psycotic laughter&gt;