retired_HustleHard

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Benneh:
im trying to lower my wage bill and i was wondering how do i go about this? i try terminating thier contracts but it would cost me a lot of money, also a mutual termination leaves the player in a huff. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>LLM is about being realistic <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're almost there, hmmm, if I tell you the solution then you have to promise not to pass this information onto craig0 or he'll beat me again. But the best solution is terminating their ability to play football. You get an insurance payout and who cares if the players annoyed, he cant play football. May I suggest training ground acidents with runaway lawnmowers or even irate opposition fans. If all else fails find a few shady characters and cross their palms with silver. Remember I didnt tell you nothing kid, if you mention this again I'll be forced to show you an example of these acidents.

retired_sara maria

pffft.

retired_HustleHard

Don't make me go all poof on your medieval ass... or is that the other way round...

retired_nekh_20

I wanna live forever \o/

retired_zakb2020

He wants to learn how to fly

retired_google

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mkus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by UELLfan:
Flamethrowers are soooo overrated.

A Camp fire party is better than a flamethrowing session by far. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

camp fire parties&gt;campfire parties <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

:bigalp:

retired_HustleHard

Unfortunatly only I can live forever. A one off experiment involving 3 pigs, 2 goats and a selection of swedish cheese's backfired horribly when the prof.'s facial hair got caught in the time vortex.

Unfortunatly the prof. can never grow a beard again, however as an added side effect I now never grow a day older, some people say its effected me but I think they are just part of the government consiricy, the men in the black suits told me so.

retired_emanali

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Live Forever:
Unfortunatly only I can live forever. A one off experiment involving 3 pigs, 2 goats and a selection of swedish cheese's backfired horribly when the prof.'s facial hair got caught in the time vortex.

Unfortunatly the prof. can never grow a beard again, however as an added side effect I now never grow a day older, some people say its effected me but I think they are just part of the government consiricy, the men in the black suits told me so. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought you only needed an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands to get immortal.

retired_stelutaivan

sounds like Osama's nuke kit