TOTALPACKAGE

I think I read this thing about men giving milk is sort of an urban legend.

One thing that I'm sure will happen is the guy getting some pretty ugly breasts...

retired_azie

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Just for advice, if you can get the baby to latch on and suck, you will produce breast milk after about 6 weeks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You have got to wonder about the first person to discover that...

TOTALPACKAGE

I know at least a handful of guys who would be willing to try it in exchange for 6 beers per day of "work"...

retired_lizthibert

Imagine my surprise last night when the Mrs says, why don't you relax and play on your computer for a bit! :eek:

Naturally I fire up a session and manage to get one pre season game in before she announces that she is hungry and I have to cook dinner! She is feeding the baby!

So off goes the computer!

What a waste of time! Oh, I lost the game as well!

retired_ryankesler

Devious creatures.

"You need to read Sam his bedtime story!"
"But I'm in the middle of a game here, beating some no-mark manager in the Challenge Cup."
"Well, if he's that cráp, you can just let the game go and laugh when you get back from reading."

Ahem...

retired_tinkfaeree

Most likely that's her new way of annoying you, directly out of the KGB handbook. Give them hope first, then take it away. Start over.

You should seek revenge by telling her that you can't be the father of your kid, since you're not fertile. Wait 10 seconds to see her reaction, and after that tell her, it was a joke.

(Disclaimer: Kids, don't do that at home. Seriously, don't.)

retired_jmathias

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StanLaurel:
Imagine my surprise last night when the Mrs says, why don't you relax and play on your computer for a bit! :eek:

Naturally I fire up a session and manage to get _one_ pre season game in before she announces that she is hungry and I have to cook dinner! She is feeding the baby!

So off goes the computer!

What a waste of time! Oh, I lost the game as well! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

She did that on purpose

retired_jmathias

You can pay her back...

"Honey, I'll take care of a baby this afternoon. Please, rest yourself."
After five minutes:
"Honey, the baby is crying. Please, calm him down "

It works better in the middle of the night.

retired_lizthibert

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kovalenkov:
You can pay her back...

"Honey, I'll take care of a baby this afternoon. Please, rest yourself."
After five minutes:
"Honey, the baby is crying. Please, calm him down "

It works better in the middle of the night. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I have done this many times, maybe that's why she's being harsh!

retired_lizthibert

That's an extreme measure! Are you single by any chance?