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12-28-2004, 10:14 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #11 | | Newb
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There are sales on in the shops. Just give her your credit card and tell her to treat herself. She's bound to be gone for hours.
Well? How much do you want to get a decent game session in?
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12-28-2004, 10:24 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #12 | | Newb
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I may have swung things in my favour with your idea quinn! Although I didn't have to part with my credit card as part of the bargain. Thursday is the day!
I feel like a teenager about to get laid for the first time!! |
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12-28-2004, 10:26 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #13 | | Joe Blow
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Better yet, report your credit card stolen and then give it to her to go shopping with. Once that's done, unplug your phone and play away to your heart's content.
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12-28-2004, 10:47 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #14 | | Newb
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You're good!
Perhaps you speak from experience?
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12-29-2004, 09:08 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #15 | | Banned
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You could do what I do... volunteer for the first couple of late-night baby feedings and play while the little guy sucks down a bottle.... i find a newbord propped on one leg and a laptop on the other really isn't too awkward... short story long, she'll be so happy to get the sleep, she won't care that you're explaining your poor luck in the transfer market of a video game at length to your child at 3am...
...you'll need a baby for this, by the way...
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12-30-2004, 12:04 AM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #16 | | Newb
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I have the baby, unfortunately I don't have the breasts!
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12-30-2004, 01:31 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #17 | | Joe Blow
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StanLaurel:
I have the baby, unfortunately I don't have the breasts! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just for advice, if you can get the baby to latch on and suck, you will produce breast milk after about 6 weeks :eek:
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12-30-2004, 01:46 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #18 | | Joe Blow
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There's always the possibility of turning on the laptop besides bed. Just decrease brightness to a minimum level.
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12-30-2004, 01:54 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #19 | | Newb
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bigpants:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StanLaurel:
I have the baby, unfortunately I don't have the breasts! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just for advice, if you can get the baby to latch on and suck, you will produce breast milk after about 6 weeks :eek: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please tell me you read that somewhere rather than finding out by experience, bigpants :eek: :s
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12-30-2004, 02:09 PM
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Diversion tactics required! Post #20 | | Joe Blow
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A close friends a 'health visitor' and just after we had our second one she told us.]
I'm devoted to my kids but thats above and beyond :eek:
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