retired_kswansonwoolf

Hehe, Ian

KUTGW!!

KingsbayYHPE

Pah! You know nothing Stan. As long as you're clean behind your ears and you don't wear dirty underwear you'll never have an accident.

retired_ravi

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iajafer:

Stu hit the nail almost squarely on the head. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me in right answer shocker!! :eek:

Oh and Stan, remember to sit up straight - turns out that slouching is actually back for your back.... so do as your jockmodbloke(or should that be bird) mother says

retired_lizthibert

I must remember to enforce all these little pearls of wisdom on to my offspring. I will of coarse add the one about not driving too fast as you will not arrive any quicker!

retired_sargent

And the old chestnut.

"Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

KingsbayYHPE

"Come over here and I'll give you something to cry about!"

retired_lizthibert

But you always fell for it!! :o

retired_jmeshew

It's always fun until someone loses an eye!

retired_sara maria

Do as I say, not as I do.

retired_lizthibert

It's laughter like that that ends in tears!
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WHACK!! :eek: