retired_sargent

It'll be that chap with the horse racing stand on the seafront. You know, where you roll a ball and whichever hole it goes into moves your horse a set distance.

He's been a Morecambe fan all of his life and now with all the money he has made from the hordes of visitors every year he can give Morecambe the football club it deserves.

Onward and upwards to the Premiership.

.....or maybe not.