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Originally posted by Taipan:
"Oh just stuck my tongue in his ear, then dribbed down his neck, and told him how much I loved him"...
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Off topic was so much more fun though....
I remember last season playing Aussie rules for the Swindon Devils, we were playing Nottingham and this young lad kept shouting:
"I've had your mum!!" at me all game.
At the end of the game I want to him and some of his teammates and said,
"Claiming to have had sex with a 58 yo grandmother was noting to be proud of!"
Though apparently this is something that has now been popularised by the Fat pie munching ex Toffee