retired_priyaa_00

'Did somebody call my name?'

ChrisP

Sorry Bigpants... that was meant for your moms... GL with the Shire

retired_stelutaivan

I will be trying my best to bring success and glory to the Shire

One of my physios is 33, I forget the age of the other but she's pretty young too - if you want a rub down come to us on trial :p </BLOCKQUOTE>

GL with the Shire, I got them promoted in my second season before I jumped ship, since then they dropped back down and finished 3rd last season.

Now, all I need are directions to Falkirk

retired_mekeesha

I will be trying my best to bring success and glory to the Shire

One of my physios is 33, I forget the age of the other but she's pretty young too - if you want a rub down come to us on trial :p </BLOCKQUOTE>

GL with the Shire, I got them promoted in my second season before I jumped ship, since then they dropped back down and finished 3rd last season.

Now, all I need are directions to Falkirk </BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmm, their reserves and unwanted youths can't seem to find their way to the exotic orient

ALMOST won a game last night! Suckyasscup match - lost lead three times, once in ord stoppage time and then in stoppage time of extra time. My old 'park the bus' tactics are a disaster with this shower. Penalty shoot-out - four gently rolled to keeper

I thought I was presiding over park football with Bradford PARK Avenue but this lot.... :eek:

And PANDA x1000

MOD - where are ya?

retired_mekeesha

WARNING: Player naming to follow -

The Shire don't even have their own website but I looked at their recent form and I see they have won 6 league games over the last THREE YEARS :eek:

In that same time frame they have won a grand total of 0 cup matches including first round exits to non-league opposition.

Last season they finished with 8 points. My aim is to improve on this record

But to do this I need to track down one of this season's top scorers for East Stirlingshire - he bagged a brace in of of their two victories this season. His name is A. Trialist. Does anybody know who he plays for? I can't find him in the player search or FMScout? He must be bl00dy good, as must be his brother who's also signed for The Shire, B. Trialist.

KingsbayYHPE

A.Trialist has actually signed for The Shire now. He's changed his name back to his original (Deed Poll's a handy thing) and they haven't won since

KingsbayYHPE

Oh, and by the way Andy, you may find this site handy

retired_mekeesha

That A. Trialist must be the most promiscuous player in Scotland. He's everywhere - and nowhere.

Ta for the website - why isn't it linked on the BBCSport site?

Anyway, first glance and I see they're giving away free tickets to their home games. And they still get barely 100! Tempting to pick up a freebie myself

retired_mekeesha

NOW I've sussed the ID of A. Triallist. Hmm.

So sweet = the most memorable moment of most of the squad is the one game they've ever won! Will prolly be mine too.

retired_attaylor

I think I know how did that.

You took the name of the club, and added .com.

Did you see how he found it Andy?