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08-30-2005, 04:44 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #1 Joe Blow
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Assman.. Pain in the ass man?
My assistant manager is a pain... he demands thousands and sends my wage budgets out of control!
How important is an assman??
08-30-2005, 04:50 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #2 Joe Blow
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Well, if you're not willing to meddle with training, he fooks it up for you.
He also sorts out unrealistic targets in your shortlist, excluding players that are willing to come as well.
He provides you with crap advice.
He instills pessimism in the club by rating every player you have with just one star.
He's the voice of doom, suggesting you're certain to go down no matter what.
He also arranges friendlies with better teams that you hate.
That about covers it.
08-30-2005, 04:50 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #3 Joe Blow
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Get a cheaper one.
Assmen do what you tell them most of the time. If you're happy doing all the stuff yourself then you probably don't need one.
08-30-2005, 04:52 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #4 Joe Blow
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Mine tells me it's not worth renewing the contracts of any of my players. I don't think he even likes football.
08-30-2005, 04:54 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #5 Joe Blow
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i'm lazy so i need one... i'm just wondering if having an assman with great motivating skills does anything for the team, whether he actually motivates them... if not then i'll have anybody!! (now i sound like a slag)
08-30-2005, 04:54 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #6 Newb
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There's a joke in the title somewhere, I can't be arsed to find it.
AssMen suck. For the reasons given above.
Plus the fact I can't sign one.
08-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #7 Joe Blow
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Place an ad for one and see who's interested and what they want paid to do the job!
08-30-2005, 05:13 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #8 Joe Blow
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My ass man is John Morling on £400
Determination 20
Discipline 19
Working with youngsters 15
08-30-2005, 05:20 PM
Assman.. Pain in the ass man? Post #9 Registered User
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We didn't need to know that.
08-30-2005, 05:27 PM
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I'd even go further than Michal.
We didn't want to know that.
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