retired_stelutaivan

retired_lil_talk_alot

"Nicknames, like No1, No2"?

I may as well just call them "wee" and "poo" and be done with it. Now that would make for a fun update thread.

retired_pmetzger1

If you are twelve, yes.

retired_lil_talk_alot

You got me.

Well twelve and a bit... the bit being an extra twelve years.

It is slightly worrying that I still find the words poo and wee funny, but I try not to let it get to me.

retired_tinkfaeree

Just slightly worrying. As long as you don't wear diapers anymore, you'll be fine.

retired_duncan

I guess the irony was lost on you, young fella

It could be interesting though, I wonder how the player would like being known as wee? "Major Concerns: Player is unhappy he is being teased by his team mates and wants to be transfer listed"

retired_lil_talk_alot

"This unhappiness was amplified when his manager insisted on giving him the No. 1 shirt even though he has never played in goal.

'I worry about the gaffer's sanity', said the disappointed Wee"

retired_sargent

There's scraping the bottom of the barrel and then there is this.

retired_pmetzger1

Is it just me or does the switching of tenses in gratch's last post really jar?

retired_kswansonwoolf

Just you, at the moment.