Okay,
1)"...the Danish premier league. But compared to the English premier league, La Liga and Serie A it is a lower league level..."
2) Why not just write "I am my fifth season in charge of [a team]. I've got them to the point where they dominate domestic competitions, but I struggle in Europe. Despite having a good bank balance my board are really stingy with the wages and I'm struggling to attract better players. What should I do? Oh wait, you don't do tips and this is a GQ post really"
3) The point of the forum? "For managers that enjoy the challenge of bringing a lower league team to the top - without the need for tipping, cheating or bragging. ]" Actually, we spend a lot of time moaning and empathising.
4) The apology is accepted.
We not trying to be unfriendly in here, but as you yourself have pointed out, we have some strict rules.
I'd try GQ if I were you.