Claret

The house was green and so was the lettuce.

wewak

RTFH and all that first.

Then, I think you click on the team and then you have a chance to apply for job.

Have you read (perused even) the manual

Claret

Wibble.

Claret

bye.

Claret

Poof.

wewak

wobble.

jcb23

Oh dear. Another poor n00b left floundering by an LLM Legend.

deepblueboy - if you're still about, you might like to read the forum header, where you'll likely discover the reason you got bizarre replies is that you did not follow the appropriate house rules.

wewak

Nice approach.

You wander in showing scant regard for the guidelines, asking for tips, complaining about a problem that has bugger all to do with LLM then swear like a drunken sailor at someone who gives you a response that is perfectly in context with what goes on in here.

I could go on but I better post this before the thread is closed and you arse is carded.

Before I do though, I'll just say this: Please F*ck off and don't come back

donald

This could be a lot of fun until it's closed.

Should I be helpful? Oh, why not

Do yourself a favor and read this.

wewak

You're too kind, donald. Helping out a ******* like that. (who would've thought what I wrote for newbie would be caught by the swear filter :eek

You think dbb will get it though, he's already said everyone reads the intro but it doesn't help most who have never got into football before I'm still trying to work out what that means.