retired_raistlin1979

So I'm happily playing along with Elgin in the Scottish League, when my observant scout reports,

"Scout Mr. Useless believes that Petershill goalkeeper Anonymous McNobody would instantly command a place on the Elgin first team.

McNobody has made eleven appearances so far this season for Petershill, scoring three goals."

Wha.. huh? Well, if I'm ever in the market for an offensive goalkeeper, I know where to look. Only in LLM, I swear.

Anyone else have bizarre LLM news headlines to share?

retired_mrsjb

I wish my forwards had that good a strikerate

retired_lapepe

Probably not rare or particularly strange, but I've had two players say they joined because of my training facilities

retired_elizabethlacey

how im such a transfer genious for bringing in super forward who after 31 games has managed to score 1.

retired_raistlin1979

Ha, lucky dog! I only see players refusing offers because I have ***** for training facilities.

retired_lapepe

Put bandages on your players and walse into the chairman's office. Argue that the shoddy training ground is damaging your players. Hey, it might help!

retired_sophiew

I know what you mean, one time I brought in a player who thought he was playing rugby. He would launch shots from 2 metres over the bar.

retired_merri13

I got offered a new contract...That's bizarre :o

Uknowmehfo

I haven't And I'm already in mid-march.

Methinks my chairman is still angry with me cause I didn't bring in a highprofile player.

Bugger. It's not my fault if the scouts didn't deliver!

retired_merri13

I got the offer on april fools day Still, they were serious