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11-29-2005, 08:33 AM
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Aquaplaning Post #51 | | Newb
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Can I compliment Turnip, on a world class topic bump.
KUTGW :thup:
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11-29-2005, 09:56 AM
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Aquaplaning Post #52 | | Newb
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Originally posted by turnip:
There are usually a few signs that tip me off to the fact that things aren't all down to me.
2) When the computer has decided who should win a match before it begins, various things happen. Defenders (yours) stand still - they get good average ratings and make all their tackles, simply by being nowhere near the ball at most times. Strikers who were previously reasonably accurate start aiming their shots at the International Space Station. Despite the horrible results and lack of any quality, my players all get pretty good Average Ratings.
3) On the rare occasions strikers hit the target, the opposition keeper is there to save the day. In the event of a rebound, my striker is standing still while the defenders react in a split second. For the record, my goalkeeper is unable to move.
And finally, the kicker:
4) Other teams, despite having plenty of players available (most of whom are sh!te but play like gods), are able to field not only 'Greys', but 'Greys' who are capable of playing blinders.
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