retired_majeed.mariam

lincoln v swansea, league 1.

we go ahead to a 1st minute goal. i alwas lose to swansea, so im pleased.

3rd minute, some striker who used to play for me but was released as he was rubbish, scores after taking on all my defence. not so rubbish after all!

10th minute, 2-1 to me. Scorcher from my top scorer.

11th minute, they equalise. rubbish striker with his second

12th minute, we score again. it's 3-2 to us now if you're lost!

15th minute, the equalise again. rubbish strikers hattrick. My judgement of players is awful!

30th minute, once again, we take the lead. My keeper scored a penalty. I don't know why he was taking it, but he did!!!

31st minute, bloody hell, theyve scored another. it's now 4-4.

we both scored another goal each before haf time. but to be honest, im bored of typing, and i'm betting you're all bored of reading.

second half, they bring on Uncle Fester. he scores a hatrick. we lose 8-5. I would love to have shouted at my players, but they scored 5 goals and apparently played really well. apart from my keeper, who got 3!

retired_arthur2882

A tiny touch of player naming the last paragraph there mate

retired_lapepe

They brought on what now?

Awesome match though! Both teams with left-sided sweeper and five on top?

retired_berrysale

I'm bored of seeing you wind up the regulars and thinking that the forum rules are pointless. Have a nice card.

bodymassindicator

Harsh. It looked like a genuine accident.

retired_berrysale

Don't debate my decisions. He blatantly questioned the rules then broke them.

retired_pmetzger1

Oh, I love when Pete gets all masterful :bigalp:

retired_pmetzger1

He had me so excited, I dropped an "it".

retired_pmetzger1

So, anyway, last night: Weston-super-Mare away to Worcester, rock-bottom of the conference.

2 minutes in they are reduced to 10 men due to a straight red. With 20 minutes gone, my bunch of buffoons had managed to concede two goals. A slight tweak of the tactic and we manage to pull one back before half time.

An incredibly inspiring half time team talk sees us make it 2-2 in the 48th minute. More pressure, but no more goals by the 60th minute so a further change of tactic and personnel is required. Batter their goal for the last half an hour, and just when I had given up hope, my left winger floats in a cross in the 90th minute which sails over their keeper's head and into the back of the net! 3-2!!!

Uknowmehfo

We're not worthy!!! [/Wayne's World]