retired_lizthibert

Self harm is pointless, it changes nothing! The opposition would still have scored that last minute goal.

Besides, it bloody hurts!

retired_tye1234

See, the problem you boys have is your are reacting to the opposition scoring. You really need to be pro-active. When your team scores then it time to punch the monitor really hard and repeatidly. In that way you at least have a chance of stopping you opponents scoring. :eek:

retired_katwata

Except my team doesn't score, that's why I try to hit their strikers and see if I can injure them.

retired_yolanda

retired_tye1234

Disgraceful behaviour… I think you should get a 3 month touchline ban for deliberately trying to injure a player…. Wouldn’t that be fun let you ass man screw the club for 3 months than you come back and try to fix it

retired_katwata

Only to come back and get banned again

retired_joysnow

I find screaming at the computer does the trick.

'For f**ks sake! What are you playing at!!!'

Or when (for when read 'if') we score I like shouting 'Get in!' along with the commentary, or 'Nice finish lad'

retired_joysnow

BTW my housemate thinks I am a nutter for this and probably is not too far off the truth, however mangling, sorry managing, a lower league team is like being mental anyway

retired_luvzbeemers

Ryn i know exactly what you mean!! I start telling the ref what to do lol.
Yea the computer desk has taken quite a beating and i have recently started building a can tower from empty pepsi max cans and i have just realised the possibilities.
The keyboard is on a roll out shelf thingy and often that has been slammed back in.
Sometimes i have to leave the computer and sit down for a minute.

retired_dvrsecuritylab

Sounds just like me (replace 'nice finish' with 'go on you f&cking beauty!'- I'm sure my neighbours think I'm a nutter too...