KingsbayYHPE

I have a 36 year old Scottish striker currently earning a shilling with me at Leigh RMI in the Conference.

In the past two games (our starting striker's injured) he's scored a hat-trick and a brace, he's scored 10 goals in 10 appearances, 6 as starter, 4 as sub, and as he was man of the match in the last game the AssMan gave a report.

It said:

"In his report, Assio Manio feels that Hamish McHacker is no longer of any use and should be asked to leave the Club"

Aye, sure...and he should take the tea urn with him, you tit

retired_sargent

Are you still using your own rule where you only employ Scottish Assistant Managers, Ian?

retired_mdibrell

He's a fud!

retired_babygirlgiggles

Who?

The assman or the jockmodbloke?

/me gets coat

retired_rossmettscher

I have similar situations...

my personal favorite
Month 1: FC is a brilliant part of the future of the club (having gotten a report because he was MoM for the u19 team)
Month 2: FC is not good enough (after scoring 20goals and 16 assists in 23 games)
Month 3: FC sold for 4million, scout tells me he's definitely not good enough to play for me (despite scoring 6 in 9 for premiership sheffield united)...

What games are these guys watching??

KingsbayYHPE

Fud, indeed

Church, the man's a bluidy Sassenach

retired_sargent

So, you are asking an English Assisitant manager to rate a Scottish player

I think you'll find that his reaction was typical.

retired_Wnt2Bamodel

Valid.... but harsh.

KingsbayYHPE

That was a good point, Church.

I sacked him and brought in a Scot :cool:

retired_tinkfaeree

Ian in Poofism non-shocker.