retired_kbenzel24

all hail FM08!

Not a dodgy result anywhere in sight!

SI need to pat themselves firmly on the back for screwing more money out of us lemmings that but this 5hite everytime they release a new version.

The game's so fair! I love it! I want Hereford's babies!

But I'm not worthy. I suck. I'm a waste of time. I'm a piece of poo on the floor. Because the forum 'regulars' say so. Oo, they're so bad, the forum regulars. They make me wet myself.

retired_kbenzel24

I need a wash.

retired_farzad.vahid

im no regular hardly play the game
jus play in a clan thats all

retired_farzad.vahid

i cud help u if u want wiv tactics and stuff

retired_kbenzel24

just realised what my problem is! it's so obvious!

my centre forward is engaging in a practice called 'butt-sniffing' with my goalie, and they're at from the kick off to the final whistle! My assistant tried to cover it up, but the commentary told me all about it!

The chairman was furious that butt-sniffing was going on at the club, never mind in full view of specators! He's threatened me with the sack unless I ban all butt-sniffing around Field Mill.

No wonder my keeper lets in all those goals, his head's always in my strikers ass! And no wonder my striker's never around to convert those chances, he's always bending over in our own 6 yard box with our goalies nose in her crack!

Shocking...but I think I've sorted it now...I went to 'tactics - player - butt-sniffing' and set it to rarely.

That should do the trick. :o