retired_tye1234

You’d need more than a sweeper to get out those stains. Isn’t it funny on all the washing powder adverts they have blood, ketchup, muck grass stains, they never have a great big steaming turd.

retired_leann

Is it just me or does when you press offer to clubs the list of possible clubs doesn't come up. Eg offer to league two teams.

retired_tye1234

Hoopman, it says that it faxes the offer to “every club in the world”…. I recon most of the clubs are on email only or the fax machines are out of paper because some decent players I can’t even give away!

retired_aprilcox

Or deploying a sweeper in the box. </BLOCKQUOTE>

I feel sorry for the target man!

retired_tye1234

This is all starting to make sense. The Prune juice problem is more prevalent than we though. Clubs through out the world are giving their players prune juice, requiring shall we say more bathroom visits, and vastly increasing the consumption of toilet paper. When they run out of toilet paper they are getting the paper from the fax machine. Hence all my offers to clubs are not getting through…. Damn the Prune juice it is stopping my players being sold

retired_yolanda

retired_tye1234

I think we need to start a Campaign for the Removal Artificial Prunes from players diets.