Kez-Man

instant promotion's gonna get you
gonna kock you right in the head
you better get your team together
pertty soon you'e gonna be dead

what in the world you thinin of
player tipping in the face of craig
what on earth you tryin to do ?
yeah you iajafer said you !

instant promotion's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get those strikers trained poof
join the relegation race


how in the world are you gonna see
players whose attributes are masked
well who do you think they are ?
a superstar ?
well wrong you are !

well we won't shine on
with no money and no stars on the pitch
well we won't shine on
so fans go home !

instant promotion's gonna get you
gonna knock you off your feet
better recognize your weakness
8 in handling is looking sweet !

why in the world are we here
surely not to coach in pain and fear
why on earth are you there
when cups are everywhere
come and get your share

well we won't shine on
with no money and no stars on the pitch
well we won't shine on
on and on and on and on

Nobby_McDonald

I've just checked his posting history and I have one thing to say.

What a tit.

wewak

Valid

Kfoolmoon

Pathetic.

Hogie

Valid

physim

Root beer sucks @rse

phnompenhandy

Gave me a titter

At least he wasn't rewriting some yoof rap.

Meneltin

What ever happened to the ban on posting sonnets, Haiku etc. ?

iajafer

It was, must be about a year ago he said he'd do it. It can't have taken him all that time to plagiarise John Lennon

Hogie

A sonnet has 14 lines, so that's no sonnet. Ban him for impersonating a sonnet maybe!