Richard Evans

well done :thup:

mkus

TC

Classic

Hogie

Makes the commentary far more interesting too. I just won a match 1-0 but in the 79 minute my defender hacked down their striker in the box. The defender got his marching orders. They took the penalty and I quote from the Match report...

"But The Fuckin Keeper saved the penalty"

wewak

bell

Ive inadveratently played an outfield player in goal before.

Wizzle_O_Sizzle

That is class, Hogie. Good work keeping us all amused :thup:

As an aside to the nickname saving the penalty, I always used to give my keeper the nickname of Jesus, so the commentary would say, "Jesus Saves" on a regular basis.

Well, it amused me at the time, anyway.

Hogie

Pardon the tipping but I would have though Jesus would be better in the wing, lot of experience with crosses

Greg Andrade

Or even at striker. "Jesus shoots ... goal! Nailed on the cross!"

Do I win the prize for most offensive joke?

wewak

Just don't publish your 'joke' in the newspapers. There'll be riots.