Oh, I can't believe I have missed all the fun here. I especially like the part where the windup keeps complaining that it's unrealistic to get back-to-back promotions and win the Champions League. Well, you know what? We think the same. Hands up, who has ever won the Champions League with a tiny club? I bet it's only a very small minority and I definitely do not count towards it.
Usually, LLM careers are based on the long term. It's not about 6 seasons, nor is it about 10. Lots of times it's 15 seasons or more, and I wager a bet that there is no other group of people getting sacked or relegated more often than us.