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04-24-2006, 08:47 PM
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Pretty damn close Jonny, actually each Llama has their own greeting girl created for them I believe your girl was completed several weeks ago and has been waiting patiently for your arrival. Sorry Johny she does not wear a coconut bra, that is just so cliché and very uncomfortable for the girls. She actually goes topless and has been genetically modified to produce in your case vodka when you suckle on her ample breasts.
For The FM07 Hut boys from SI are working on producing beer from the left nipple. It seems to be working fine for the English Llamas as they like warm beer however some of the girls are getting fed up with getting frost bite from the refrigeration units required by the North American Llamas.
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04-24-2006, 09:32 PM
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Cheers Guys Post #52 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Hogie:
Pretty damn close Jonny, actually each Llama has their own greeting girl created for them I believe your girl was completed several weeks ago and has been waiting patiently for your arrival. Sorry Johny she does not wear a coconut bra, that is just so cliché and very uncomfortable for the girls. She actually goes topless and has been genetically modified to produce in your case vodka when you suckle on her ample breasts.
For The FM07 Hut boys from SI are working on producing beer from the left nipple. It seems to be working fine for the English Llamas as they like warm beer however some of the girls are getting fed up with getting frost bite from the refrigeration units required by the North American Llamas.
| Oh, if only!
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04-25-2006, 12:34 AM
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Cheers Guys Post #53 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Hogie:
For The FM07 Hut boys from SI are working on producing beer from the left nipple. It seems to be working fine for the English Llamas as they like warm beer however some of the girls are getting fed up with getting frost bite from the refrigeration units required by the North American Llamas.
| Nothing better than a lovely cold drink of Carling Extra Cold in The Seabridge I'll have you know.
Especially when my favourite barmaid pours extra in the jug. |
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04-25-2006, 01:18 AM
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Cheers Guys Post #54 | | Newb
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Valid (to the above two posts)! :thup: Quote: |
You just get daft posts from :gil: and :gilmacs:
| Since you spelt it wrong I invoke my write to ignore that!
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04-25-2006, 10:09 AM
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Cheers Guys Post #55 | | Newb
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I invoke my right to poke you in the eye if I ever get to meet you!! |
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04-25-2006, 10:17 AM
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Cheers Guys Post #56 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Hogie:
Pretty damn close Jonny, actually each Llama has their own greeting girl created for them I believe your girl was completed several weeks ago and has been waiting patiently for your arrival. Sorry Johny she does not wear a coconut bra, that is just so cliché and very uncomfortable for the girls. She actually goes topless and has been genetically modified to produce in your case vodka when you suckle on her ample breasts.
For The FM07 Hut boys from SI are working on producing beer from the left nipple. It seems to be working fine for the English Llamas as they like warm beer however some of the girls are getting fed up with getting frost bite from the refrigeration units required by the North American Llamas.
| Ha, what he doesn't tell you is that the greeting girls are designed to match your age. The nipples on the one I've got are down to her knees. :eek:
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04-25-2006, 10:38 AM
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To be frank, it was a lot easier finding the Hut in 2005, or even 2001/2002 for that matter, than it is in 2006.
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04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
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Cheers Guys Post #58 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Wizzle_O_Sizzle:
To be frank,
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I invoke my right to poke you in the eye if I ever get to meet you!!
| You know Chris, I dreamt that I'd spelt that wrong last night. Not that it should come as any great shock I supose! |
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04-25-2006, 04:03 PM
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Cheers Guys Post #59 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Church:
Ha, what he doesn't tell you is that the greeting girls are designed to match your age. The nipples on the one I've got are down to her knees. :eek:
| Sorry Church we really should provide spectacles for our older llamas. That long nippled girl you have been trying to get off with for months is actually a life size statue of Frank. I though you might have guessed this when you found only one big hairy nipple. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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04-25-2006, 05:03 PM
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Cheers Guys Post #60 | | Newb
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Originally posted by Hogie:
Sorry Church we really should provide spectacles for our older llamas. That long nippled girl you have been trying to get off with for months is actually a life size statue of Frank. I though you might have guessed this when you found only one big hairy nipple. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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