I've got one, albeit pretty poor - the next Scott Parker...
(I would have posted a screenshot but I can't find the correct lever.)
Nine seasons in at perennial strugglers Torquay, he got abducted while waiting in a queue in a local Chinese takeaway, only to be dragged down to Plainmoor to sign a youth contract.
Yes, I did start a new game shortly afterwards.
I'm sure this game creates some kind of anomaly across the quantum field that catalyses "loose" atomic particles, and then further agitates them until they correspond to a mirrored, physical reality. I think I'm saying that it appears as if events in the game are directly mirrored in reality - not mirrored in fact, but abstractly "created".
How else can we explain just what is going on at Manchester City this season?