andyrik

Following 1. relegation
2. being sacked
3. 26 job applications
4. 4 months unemployment

I get offered a job. I'm so excited that I don't even bother looking at the player listand just say yes. Next stop is spending 6 days finding and recruiting staff.

Then, and only then, do I bother seeing what sort of a team I have inherited....

There are 30 players of which only 28 are 15 years old !!

I've taken over Kindergarten United !!!

Emmenaar

With 28 15yo players you don't need to spend a penny for at least 15 years :thup:

iamthequinn

Think of the VAT you'll save on children's football boots.

andyrik

and

So gobsmacked am I that I make two fundamental errors in one post!

Nobby_McDonald

Reminds me of Simon in the Zealot Online game. He would almost exclusively sign kids under the age of 17 and former stars who were well past it. Imagine drunk ex England genius playing now, and it's of that ilk.

iamthequinn

That's right: found drunk ex-England football genius playing in his mid 40s for some Serie C team, didn't he? He played one or two games for Simon and then retired?

Dr. Hook

I believe I ran across that same bugger in 2006 as a coach somewhere

phnompenhandy

Which country are you in? In England the 15 yr olds won't be allowed to play competitive matches.

Gillmacs

They can on the game though. A few incarnations of the game back, Portsmouth had a stupidly young Thai player (I think he started the game at 14) and he was able to play if you needed him to!

DMA

I am also curious to know in which country you are playing and whichteam Kindergarten Unityed is the nickname !