retired_dvrsecuritylab

I know chimps are apes and not monkeys. I read Terry Pratchett. I only brought up chimps because tbe Hogie John dude mentioned MJ, and he had a chimp. 'Kay?

retired_bcollier2005

Ooook.

retired_dvrsecuritylab

Ook

I need to be careful here - last time I got into an 'ook' conversation on these forums some bloke offered to 'smash my pudgy Welsh face in'. Although it may also have been because I started throwing poo at some of the numpties.

retired_bcollier2005

No ape **** :cool:

Lyzabeth Lopez

Just to get back to the original topic (which was probably never really on topic), my personal favourite username was 'Stephanie McMahon's Secret Lover', I'd have loved to have come up with that one. The chap doesn't seem to be on the boards anymore though. Perhaps he's the father of S Mc's baby. Or maybe Hunter tracked him down and Pedigreed him.

Lyzabeth Lopez

Oh, and by the way, I'm not quite the rookie that I've been made out to be. I've been reading the LLM forum for about five years or so and back in those halcyon Uni days of free unlimited internet access I used to post occasionally, but under a different username. For some reason, the old username got blocked when I tried to edit my profile. I had something in it about a certain Welsh international with an Armani tatoo, but after that Judas stabbed us in the back I tried to edit it and I could post no longer. And thus the Chocolate Monkey Experiment was born.

retired_duncan

To be Frank that's really not surprising. Not one of your posts has read like that of an 'LLM rookie'.

SORTITOUT

retired_sandra

Should I ask who Stephanie McMahon is?

retired_berrysale

You know you'd only regret it.

retired_sandra

OK then, I won't ask.