Dublin City?

retired_lastdietever · 10-11-2006, 03:07 AM

Unfortunately wewak they do teach English, but not how we know it. There have been reports that there are serious plans afoot to teach Shakespeare in "text-talk" as the poor little minds of the youth of today can't cope with the strain of actually having to think!

You can just imagine it can't you....
2 B R NT 2 B....

Having read a lot of these forums now (trying to get a grasp of things here) I can only imagine how the likes of Church will react to this (and no offense meant to Church there - the exact opposite in fact!)

God help us all.....

retired_sargent · 10-11-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gold132:
OK, I admit I am stupid, uneducated disrespectful ****wit

retired_davek · 10-11-2006, 12:26 PM

So, can I just clarify for the hard of thinking who have contributed to this thread a brief synopsis of events:

1. Gold132 makes a post that has no place in this forum, which he would have found had he read the forum header.
2. LLM posters choose to ignore this post as it has no place in this forum.
3. I decide to do a quick search and answer the original post, because I'm in a good mood. I suggest that if the poster wants to continue posting in LLM, he find out why his post fell on deaf ears. I also suggest he brushes up on his spelling and grammar.
4. Gold132, not content with receiving an answer to his question, embarks on a torrent of abuse directed towards myself.

Mods: yellow card, please.

retired_sargent · 10-11-2006, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzle_O_Sizzle:
So, can I just clarify for the hard of thinking who have contributed to this thread a brief synopsis of events:

1. Gold132 makes a post that has no place in this forum, which he would have found had he read the forum header.
2. LLM posters choose to ignore this post as it has no place in this forum.
3. I decide to do a quick search and answer the original post, because I'm in a good mood. I suggest that if the poster wants to continue posting in LLM, he find out why his post fell on deaf ears. I also suggest he brushes up on his spelling and grammar.
4. Gold132, not content with receiving an answer to his question, embarks on a torrent of abuse directed towards myself.

Mods: yellow card, please.

I do not think you deserve a yellow card for that Wizz.

retired_mrsjb · 10-11-2006, 12:42 PM

What Church said.

/me waves to David, who was trying to plant a seed for a Pythonfest twice there but no-one took him up on it. And we all know how certain deities feel about every seed that's wasted...

retired_davek · 10-11-2006, 01:19 PM

Can I have a pink poofy card, then?

retired_tye1234 · 10-11-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by dwv1968:
Either you're being obtuse ... or I'm being thick.

Now come back and fight you yellow bastard ... I'll bite yer legs off ...

I'm leaning towards the your being thick but then again I have been knowbn to be very obtuse so take your pick. "The Choir Invisible" is a poem written by George Elliot which was the pen name for a woman called Mary Ann Evans.

Might I suggest instead of fighting amongst ourselves we take this gold chappy out and give him a good kicking. I think he is far greater need than you or I.

retired_mrsjb · 10-11-2006, 03:11 PM

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'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Just for you Hogie. I rather suspect this is what was being referred to.